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		<description><![CDATA[I have a little quest, and I think all my beloved shuckers are just the folk to help me. I need to compile a list of novels in which food and cookery is central &#8211; can be any genre, any era, just so long as food is somehow inextricably linked to the story and the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=howtoshuckanoyster.com&amp;blog=6779636&amp;post=1896&amp;subd=charlottewood&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite my admiration for Christian Lander and his Stuff White People Like I somehow failed to see him at the Sydney Writers&#8217; Festival, even when he was appearing at the New Theatre, about five blocks from my house. Luckily, that appearance is now available on Slow TV. It&#8217;s a two-parter; the first part is quite [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=howtoshuckanoyster.com&amp;blog=6779636&amp;post=628&amp;subd=charlottewood&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<dc:creator>Charlotte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love Posh Nosh, with the Hon Simon &#38; Minty Marchmont, from their lovely restaurant The Quill &#38; Tassle. The first of many episodes to appear here, I hope. Thanks to my witty mother-in-law for alerting me to this and bringing Simon &#38; Minty back to us all..<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=howtoshuckanoyster.com&amp;blog=6779636&amp;post=322&amp;subd=charlottewood&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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